at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
home. puking in laundry basket.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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