We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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