I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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