? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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