Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
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