I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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