Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
