So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
My nipple is on Facebook.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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