I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
She bit a glass in half.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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