thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
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check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
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See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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