let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
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I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
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These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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