This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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