im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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