My first STD was from a foam party
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
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Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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