your thong is hanging out like whoa
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Randomize
