sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
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