I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
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