the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
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I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
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I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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