Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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