Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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