she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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