did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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