Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
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I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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