like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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