If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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