Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
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I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Just pee around me
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Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
They are going to name an STD after you.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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