No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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