Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
