I've blown a few things in my day
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a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
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no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
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Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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