I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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