Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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