So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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