We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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