buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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