Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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