Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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