Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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