PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
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dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
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Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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