He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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