the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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