My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
