Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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