This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
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