Will you blow on my dice?
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
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She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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