So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
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After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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