Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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