it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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