his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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