i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Randomize
