nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
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I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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