i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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