who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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