Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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