Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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