super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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